Balls or Guts, how to tell them apart

[luvfriday]

Here's the thing.
Guts and balls are the same.
Neither has anything to do with courage.

I'd say the first isn't guts at all... it's balls. GUTS would have been telling the guys that it's getting late and you made a promise that you'd be home on time.
And the second one is simply a death-wish.

I gave it some thought, and if guts tried that with me- I would collect all the remotes in the house and toss them in the trash. When he paces through the carpet trying to find them, how could they all vanish I woulf tell him to stop freaking out!! 25 years ago people had to get up to change the channel. (men hate when you downplay thier problem)

To the guy with balls- I would run an ad to rent out the garage and have my new tenant move in while balls is at work. Later I would say he can have the garage back for $400 a month or however much Im renting it for.

Either of the above may drive him over the edge, take both and youll hear the the name every women hates the most. wtf3:Rhymes with punt