I'd say the first isn't guts at all... it's balls. GUTS would have been telling the guys that it's getting late and you made a promise that you'd be home on time.
And the second one is simply a death-wish.
stinkyattic Reviewed by stinkyattic on . Balls or Guts, how to tell them apart But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below. "GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?" "BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, Rating: 5