Definatley Obama

Resasons
1) Everyone loves him and theres nothing not to like about him
2) He makes it seem like he is agaisnt war and for change but the only change is to move the war somewhere else
3) Tons of predictions about the world ending in 2012, the last year of Obama's future first term
4) Closet megalomaniac... I don't like to spread rumors but I hear that when he was younger he wanted to be king of the world or something.