Can you believe this????

[Varmint527]

Hi everyone. I was supposed to have test conducted tomorrow morning for a career move, but on friday i did a home urine test and after 71 days i still turned up positive. Through some sweet-talking (and a shit load of luck) ive managed to have my test put back to the 30th of april. On the morning of that test it will 97 days since my last smoke. Can i relax and hope a little dilution and some more luck perhaps will carry me though or am i a lost cause??
As you can probably figure out, i used to smoke an insane amount of the stuff, but im lean enough and keep fit. Id love to hear your views on this.
Thanks a lot!

Varmint527 Reviewed by Varmint527 on 04-07-2008. Can you believe this???? Hi everyone. I was supposed to have test conducted tomorrow morning for a career move, but on friday i did a home urine test and after 71 days i still turned up positive. Through some sweet-talking (and a shit load of luck) ive managed to have my test put back to the 30th of april. On the morning of that test it will 97 days since my last smoke. Can i relax and hope a little dilution and some more luck perhaps will carry me though or am i a lost cause??:( As you can probably figure out, i used Rating: 5

[Varmint527]

BTW....FakeBoobs, any advise would be greatly appreciated buddy! :thumbsup::thumbsup:

[L Rag]

Man. 2 months? I reckon another 30 days and you should be sweet... Not that I've had much experience, but 3 months is a long time. Just drink heaps of water I guess.

[Varmint527]

lol i think im in with a chance to break the world record here...

[psteve]

lol i think im in with a chance to break the world record here...

Not even close yet.

[Deige]

Man. 2 months? I reckon another 30 days and you should be sweet... Not that I've had much experience, but 3 months is a long time. Just drink heaps of water I guess.

Varmint... do not drink heaps of water, it will not help you get clean faster. You've got alot of time so i would suggest buying some cheap test strips. Start practicing dilution and testing yourself. Cardio and metamucil will also help you shed some thc metabolites. Keep yourself hydrated but don't overdo it on the water.:thumbsup:

[Weedhound]

What IS the record psteve?

[FakeBoobsRule]

I've seen 105 days and I think the second longest I've seen was 85 days. I know plenty of people in the 55-65 day range.

L Rag, excessive water won't wash away THC metabolites.

If you aren't clean at 97 days dilution could still be successful or you could just sub. I have a feeling at 97 days you will be ok. The 105 person was grossly overweight and you state you are lean.

Just to be sure, you did read the home test correctly Varmint?

[killerweed420]

Be sure and get as much exercise as possible and high fiber diet or metamucil. We're all rooting for you to break the record.lol:jointsmile:

[balconyhue]

hey squeeze fresh lemon juice from one lemon into 10oz warm filtered water 2-4 times a day an your healed (fresh only)it clean`s you in an out-clean`s an heals the liver..