What not to wear to the Gynocologist

[luvfriday]

No this wasnt me or anyone I know. I did have my own appt and I came so close to turning the tables on my doctor, I mean read this story how could they continue the exam? Enjoy, I took it to the doctor and they said maybe they hadnt seen it all.


I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.
Early one morning, I received a call from the doctorâ??s office to tell me
that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am.

I had only just packed everyone off to work and school and it was
already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so
I didnâ??t have any time to spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene
when making such visits, but this time I wasnâ??t going to be able to make
the full effort.

So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was
sitting next to the sink and gave myself a quick wash in that area to
make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the
clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my
appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.
Knowing the procedure, as Iâ??m sure you do, I hopped up on the table,
looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in
Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised
when the doctor said, â??My, we have made an extra effort this morning,
havenâ??t we?â?? I didnâ??t respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.
The rest of the day was normal .. Some shopping, cleaning, cooking.

After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out
from the bathroom, â??Mommy, whereâ??s my washcloth?â??

I told her to get another one from the cupboard.

She replied, â??No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all
my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.â??

Iâ??m never going back to that doctor. Ever

luvfriday Reviewed by luvfriday on 04-05-2008. What not to wear to the Gynocologist No this wasnt me or anyone I know. I did have my own appt and I came so close to turning the tables on my doctor, I mean read this story how could they continue the exam? Enjoy, I took it to the doctor and they said maybe they hadnt seen it all. I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctorâ??s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to Rating: 5

[L Rag]

Bahahahahahhaa what the fuck man! Who thinks of these things lol

[daihashi]

ROFL.. oh man. I'm dying over here. Good story. :thumbsup:

[XXBlaze of DesiréXX]

LMAO she must have looked all glittery and pretty down there!


keep on tokin:stoned:

[rebgirl420]

Hahah wow.

A few years ago I remember reading Cosmopolitain and I was at the section where women and men tell their horror stories.

And I guess this women had to go to the gyno in the morning but she woke up late and to "freshen up" she sprayed a little deoderant down there.

She gets to the gyno and lays down and does the stirrup thing and the doctor says something to the same effect as the women in the original story, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning".

She goes home and decideds to look and then she realized what she sprayed wasn't deoderant but colored hair crap in bright purple.

[smok3y]

LMAO