Hahah wow.

A few years ago I remember reading Cosmopolitain and I was at the section where women and men tell their horror stories.

And I guess this women had to go to the gyno in the morning but she woke up late and to "freshen up" she sprayed a little deoderant down there.

She gets to the gyno and lays down and does the stirrup thing and the doctor says something to the same effect as the women in the original story, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning".

She goes home and decideds to look and then she realized what she sprayed wasn't deoderant but colored hair crap in bright purple.