Hahaha...just today actually I was talking to a customer on the phone.. The dude is like, "Can you have them delivered before 5AM??". (The answer is obviously no).

About 2-3 sentences later..
"I want that before 5 AM, ok?". - "No."

Right before I close the sale..
"So that's going to be there before 5 AM right?"

NO GOD DAMNIT IT'S NOT GOING TO BE THERE BEFORE 5 AM! THE MAILMAN IS NOT EVEN AWAKE AT 5 AM!

It was real shits and giggles :jointsmile: