As a teenager, I worked at a major bookstore... and I can't tell you how many times I had people bring HUGE stacks of books to the customer service counter and tell me, "I'd like to check these out, please."

One time, after I reiterated to a lady that we weren't a library, she asked, "Well, can't you make an exception for me? I buy coffee from your cafe all the time..." Coffee costed a couple of dollars at the time, and they came with unlimited refills at no extra charge.

:wtf: