military pee test question...

[Mississippi Steve]

but dosent the thing look real tho?

When you have 2 guys watching you pee in the bottle when they wake you up at 4am, you better *BE* clean. Nothing looks like the real thing, and there is no warning that a UA is coming. It either comes down in a message from HQ(or wherever), and the victoms are pulled in less than an hour, or maybe the CO has a quota he/she has to do... doesn't matter. You will have no warning, and once your number comes up, you will generally be isolated with the rest of the victoms until you pee inna bottle, so there will be no chance to dilute or substitute. They have been doing this since the early 1980s and know *ALL* the tricks.

[joker88]

spazzoid I bought the whizzinator a few years ago for probation it looked so fake that I never used it and quit smoking for 13 months. It was'nt just the fact that it looked fake but it has a thumb valve at the base of the penis that u have to open with your thumb.It was very difficult to operate without looking suspicious.The great thing about the whizzinator was the fact that it has a electric heating pad and thermostat to keep the sub at the right temp via a 9 volt battery I since have removed the heating element and themostat and attached it to my sub bottle for pre-employment ua's to take the guess work out of keeping my sub at the correct temp and through the rest of the unit in the trash,sucks that I could'nt use it for probation cause it costed nearly 200 dollars. My advice is to quit smoking immediately or opt for a different line of work maybe the service isn't for you if you can't quit smoking. I would'nt waste my money on the whizzinator.

[spazzoid06]

shit i joined the army national guard so i can move out to cali , but they payin me cash and helpin me pay 4 school, so i guess i gotta find a job and get college loans , but it will be soon untill they kick me out

[joker88]

spazzoid I know what u mean college ain't cheap but failing that ua isn't going to be cheap either not to mention if it's on your record following u around I wanted to go in the service when I graduated high school but my parents did'nt want that for me and my bro ,being that my dad was in vietnam and he knew what it could be like so I kepted playing football hoping for a scholarship from a university but no luck on that and know I owe 83,000 dollars in student loans just to have a degree in civil engineering from F.S.U which even when I got my job at a engineering firm they never asked to see my degree. What a rip

[Mississippi Steve]

spazzoid... Joker is right... anything other than an "honorable" discharge will follow you for the rest of your life... kiss of ever being able to work anywhere where there is a security clearance required, and it will come up every time there is a background check done on you......including pre-employment checks. your goin to have to make the same choice I did... quit smoking weed, or get out of the service. I quit in 1984 after a close call with UA, and didn't toke any more untill I retired from the military in 1996.

I have been there, and done that... take my advice, and quit while your ahead...once your out, then you can do what you want.

[spazzoid06]

damn , what happens when you fail a ua , and how can i quit the military i signed up for 6 years

[Mississippi Steve]

damn , what happens when you fail a ua , and how can i quit the military i signed up for 6 years

If you fail?? If your lucky, you'll only get and article 15. If they want to make an example out of you, then bend over and and its gonna be hard and deep without the benifit of any "boi butter".
You best bet is to give it up for the next 6 years, then you can do what you want. Remember this....Its not just a job, its indentured serviture!! They *OWN* you and you belong to them for the next 6 years....you gotta play by their rules.

[spazzoid06]

but thanks joker and steve for info