By the way guys, just an update: everything went fine, luckily. I was scared the whole time, but anyway...Nuked it for 11 seconds, strapped a heater to it, sat with it on my crotch in waiting room for a couple hours, did my thing in the bathroom; results = i have a job. Stuck it the fuckin' man just like i wanted to. Now, to stay clean for random testing...sucks but I think I'll live. I'm giving myself 4 weeks before my job starts to get clean for random tests. I figure on average, as long as they don't force a random test on me in the first couple weeks of my job (I imagine the probability of a random test is pretty low), I'll be clean enough in 4-6 weeks as long as I go cold turkey...any thoughts on that? Thanks guys and keep strugglin' on.