New member. First time grow. Bagseed. CFL.

[Kbrandon]

okay imma stop feeding it nutes then and w8 till it gets more leavs...

do u think ill be able to take clones? or will the bud grow b4 i get a chance to take clones? or will the branches probably not grow big enuff?

[stinkyattic]

OMG go read and come back with some real questions...
THIS IS WHY EVERYONE SAYS GO TO 18/6!!! Well, one of the many reasons. Cloning a plant already stressed from premature photoperiod flip to 12/12 and a totally inappropriate fert regime (why you would want to piss in your nightstand is beyond me... haven't you ever heard the advice 'don't shit where you sleep'? Gross.) is not going to work. And there's no point in cloning an unsexed plant unless you have 2 or more different rooms.
Whatever dude. I'm finished with this thread. You need to research, and I don't feel like helping you grow weed in your parents' house anyway. And the txt-talk is just sad.

[Kbrandon]

OMG go read and come back with some real questions...
THIS IS WHY EVERYONE SAYS GO TO 18/6!!! Well, one of the many reasons. Cloning a plant already stressed from premature photoperiod flip to 12/12 and a totally inappropriate fert regime (why you would want to piss in your nightstand is beyond me... haven't you ever heard the advice 'don't shit where you sleep'? Gross.) is not going to work. And there's no point in cloning an unsexed plant unless you have 2 or more different rooms.
Whatever dude. I'm finished with this thread. You need to research, and I don't feel like helping you grow weed in your parents' house anyway. And the txt-talk is just sad.

I ask u some simple quesitons about cloning and u just cant seem to get your simple mind off my light cycle... You know what... u should be a critic.. ur even criticising irrelevent shit now such as the way i type...wat does that have to do with cannabis?

You keep telling me to read this and read that, why dont u shut the fuck up and read the evidence that i posted in this thread.. and get ur mind on the subjects that im on.. and stop repeating urself like a god damn pirate parrot.

look at the pics of my cuzzins plant on like page 2... it was grown in a way more stressful light cycle than mine and it used piss mixed with water as nutrients and it was the dankest but ive smoked. He yielded about 2 eights.

Look at the guy who grew 12/12 from seed... He got like 4 or 5 grams too.....

So whenever u feel an urge to get belligerant with me just remember this.. I dont really give a fuck about your opinion..i know what im getting myself into and im aware of my potential results... you just need to let that penetrate ur skull and go into your brain so u can understand that b4 you type to me.

[stinkyattic]

Oops! Someone's having a case of the Mondays... you need to check your user cp.

The subjects that you're on are usually researched by growers before they pop a seed. You want to play kiddie games, don't come asking serious growers for advice. We're going to tell you the same shit. DO IT RIGHT or don't bother. This isn't about experimentation, it's about the simplest, most basic needs of the cannabis plant.

[Mr. Clandestine]

Wow... that's all I can say about this thread, just wow. Stinky, you have the patience of a saint, girl!

And Kb - You're the one acting like a 'god damn pirate parrot', asking the SAME old questions about the SAME old topics that have received the SAME old answers numerous times. The only 'evidence' you've posted in this thread is that you haven't got a damn clue how to properly grow cannabis. If you're looking to take a whole bunch of shortcuts, don't be pissed when you end up with mediocre results...

Here's a REALLY good place to start fresh and humble yourself just a little bit: Grow FAQs

[twitch]

wow yea props to stinky if i was a mod i would have been tired of
ur shit already, every one here that grows has done the same thing
if not close to "read the FAQs for a week" lol but if ur not ban by
the time ur plant gets to harvest ill be here to watch every one
say told u so



but keep up the good work i hear after the second set its smooth
sailing i mean shit its almost not a seedling

[phatsesh101]

sounds to me like were arguing with a 13 year old, me having the unfortunate opportunity to work wth teenagers remember this dialog on many different subjects.

[stinkyattic]

Hey I guess we were all young once. I'm going to lock this thread so it doesn't turn into dump-on-the-noob (I can kinda predict it happening).

But if I may use my mod superpowers to give myself the last word, for some people, the true lesson that comes from being a forum member is the ability to gracefully give and receive constructive criticism. There will always be that one troll who wants to say YOU'RE WRONG (not calling anyone a troll here btw), but when you can get past that, so what if your plants look like they went through a car wash... the real gift was patience.