Here are my top ten reasons Republicans are trying to influence the Democratic primary in favor of Hillary Clinton:

10. Fear
9. Desperation
8. Arrogance
7. They are natural-born "shit disturbers"
6. They have a pathological lust for power
5. They are sheep doing the bidding of Rush Limbaugh and Anne Coulter
4. After five years in Iraq, they are used to strategically outsmarting themselves
3. They're looking forward to complaining for eight years
2. They feel they gotta vote for someone, but can't bring themselves to vote for McCain

And the number one reason Republicans dump their party to vote for Hillary:

1. Secretly they have a "thing" for Hillary