Well, things did not go smoothly today. I had my prepared substitution condom ready with some diluted pee as a back up and headed to the court. A lady takes me to give a sample but the door is left open and I can't get a drop, but did not want to resort to the sub because I felt it was too risky. I ask for some water so I leave the room and drink 1 cup. About five minutes later, a different lady takes me to give my sample and I just stand in front of the toilet for five minutes unable to produce a drop. I am a wreck and start digging to get the condom out. I poke it with a staple and the urine just splashes out all over the floor and toilet, I manage to get about 40 mL in the cup, so I put the condom back in my pants and give the sample to the lady. I can see her reaction and I know things are not good. My attorney wasn't there, but his stand in told me that the tester believed I had not used my own pee. I tell him what happened and he goes inside to talk to the lady. He comes back out and tells me that he did not admit to them what happened, but starts asking why I did it or if I thought I'd fail. Now I am in bad standing when I could have been let off after 2 clean tests, but things got fucked up and now I am probably fucked. I do not know what is going to happen and I wish that I could just have my fucking life back.