8 days to clear my system! Help!

[lankyelephant]

Yeah, some knowledge on the matter would be much appreciated from anyone out there that might know.

[lankyelephant]

Well, things did not go smoothly today. I had my prepared substitution condom ready with some diluted pee as a back up and headed to the court. A lady takes me to give a sample but the door is left open and I can't get a drop, but did not want to resort to the sub because I felt it was too risky. I ask for some water so I leave the room and drink 1 cup. About five minutes later, a different lady takes me to give my sample and I just stand in front of the toilet for five minutes unable to produce a drop. I am a wreck and start digging to get the condom out. I poke it with a staple and the urine just splashes out all over the floor and toilet, I manage to get about 40 mL in the cup, so I put the condom back in my pants and give the sample to the lady. I can see her reaction and I know things are not good. My attorney wasn't there, but his stand in told me that the tester believed I had not used my own pee. I tell him what happened and he goes inside to talk to the lady. He comes back out and tells me that he did not admit to them what happened, but starts asking why I did it or if I thought I'd fail. Now I am in bad standing when I could have been let off after 2 clean tests, but things got fucked up and now I am probably fucked. I do not know what is going to happen and I wish that I could just have my fucking life back.

[diamondsnakey0]

That sucks bad. I feel your pain. I got sent to juvie for 9 months exept i didnt even get the chance 2 piss in a cup(i wouldve failed anyway). my parents just told my PO that i was smokin pot and shooting potato cannons out of the window and he just told me to show up in court on friday May 18 07. My PO told this sensational story about me shooting potatos into oncomeing traffic smokeing weed like it was ciggerets etc. i just got out february and im definetly expecting a UT n i know its gonna be so hot the cup is gonna explode(figuratively). next time if ur goind to sub, try zip tying a tube to the condom and tape it to the bottom of ur package tye the end off the tube and cut the end off with a small razor, or cork the end and just pull the cork out.

[Deige]

Hmm... U say u went to juvie in May of 2007 and your profile states you were born in 1970? Do i smell a possible minor among us? :wtf:

[diamondsnakey0]

ssshhhhh... i need this help as bad as any of you guys. besides im 17 2morrow. close enough.i have as much 2 contribute as anyone else as i have done my homework 2

[stinkyattic]

Hey diamondsnakey[insertclevernumberheretohidebetter], you were already banned under one username -rather similar to this one might I add- for being underage... if you were SMART, maybe you would change your username JUST ENOUGH so we wouldn't notice... lol...
Nice try. Stay in school, kids!!!

[Cannakush]

Well, things did not go smoothly today. I had my prepared substitution condom ready with some diluted pee as a back up and headed to the court. A lady takes me to give a sample but the door is left open and I can't get a drop, but did not want to resort to the sub because I felt it was too risky. I ask for some water so I leave the room and drink 1 cup. About five minutes later, a different lady takes me to give my sample and I just stand in front of the toilet for five minutes unable to produce a drop. I am a wreck and start digging to get the condom out. I poke it with a staple and the urine just splashes out all over the floor and toilet, I manage to get about 40 mL in the cup, so I put the condom back in my pants and give the sample to the lady. I can see her reaction and I know things are not good. My attorney wasn't there, but his stand in told me that the tester believed I had not used my own pee. I tell him what happened and he goes inside to talk to the lady. He comes back out and tells me that he did not admit to them what happened, but starts asking why I did it or if I thought I'd fail. Now I am in bad standing when I could have been let off after 2 clean tests, but things got fucked up and now I am probably fucked. I do not know what is going to happen and I wish that I could just have my fucking life back.

Dang dude that sux really bad. Gl I hope everything works out for ya.

[Strainreview]

I have been drinking plenty of fluids and plan to get some metamucil, creatinine, and multivitamins tomorrow. If I work out two times daily up to two days before the test and stay hydrated, do you think I will pass the test? :

From my experience, if you do all that I'm 100% sure you will pass.

[TebitEvas]

Never, Never, Never ever ever ever go into a drug test without pre-testing or practicing. ASSUME you will be at least partially monitored if your going to court! Don't mess up court tests, court tests = your freedom as a human being (frickin nasty isnt it). Leave your door open at home, have your girlfriend watch and practice getting normal water into a cup like a smooth criminal. Do it until you figure out a way that is unnoticeable, and natural. Also, it is good to pinch ur fake pee into a cup slyly at first then let off a stream of ur real piss into the toilet to get that natural waterfall sound. I dont know anyone who can pee just enough to fill 40 ml and stop without finishing the stream. (They'll listen for that at court, always assume the tester is the biggest asshole youve ever met in your life)

You wouldnt take an exam that determined your entire grade without studying, dont take a test that determines your entire life without some amazing confidence.

[sara21]

i smoked weed for the first time in 4 years on March 18th. I have to take a drug test for a job on March 28th. When i smoked on the 28th i took one hit from a small joint, not even enough to get me high. Do you think i will pass?