I got arrested in GA after I got pulled over on my scooter, with no license (which isn't illegal) and he searched my helmet compartment while they were about to tow it and found a nice quarter, that I had just bought and didn't even get to smoke yet. But anyways, they were completely befuddled by my iPhone and certainly didn't go looking through it. Which is a good thing, because it was littered with incriminating shit from my roor background to the pictures of me at the cannabis college in amsterdam.

So I guess, get an iPhone.