Study: 1 in 4 teen girls has an STD

[dragonrider]

ummm what? lol did i really read what i think i just read? do u actually belive u can get a girl pregnant by farting in her ass? what the fuck that is the most fucked up thing i think i have ever read and if anybody is actually dumb enough to belive that lol man i dont even know i should stop b4 i get myself into trouble what the fuck is all i hafta say about that lol dude im baffled by that fart thing and it says 18% of the girls surveyed had a form of cervical cancer thing cancer is not contagious this just straight up doesnt make sence 2 me

You never heard of this before? See, this is how our education system is failing the youth of today.

You've probably heard some rumor from your friends about how sex is when a man puts his ... you know ... his THING inside a woman's ... ummmm ... well ... you know ...her PLACE. But think about it, that's just nasty and wierd. No, it's about the simultanesous fart.

[NorthBrook19]

This 30-something woman co-worker of mine was bitching about this. I had already read the article on Reddit and now that the story was in traditional media, I figured I'd let her say her piece without me telling her I had already read. According to said person, the country's going to hell in a handbasket because American girls are little sluts. She went on this tirade about how we're condoning sex before marriage, yada yada. She ended her shpiel with saying that Lord Jesus better hurry up and come. I didn't respond to her (out of shock at how stupid she sounded), but merely nodded and walked away.

[katyowns]

The HPV Vaccine only protects against 4 out of hundreds of types of the virus. It's a good start, but no where near a perfect form of prevention.

[Mr. Clandestine]

You've probably heard some rumor from your friends about how sex is when a man puts his ... you know ... his THING inside a woman's ... ummmm ... well ... you know ...her PLACE.

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The pauses and selective capitalization in this post is just too funny not to comment! Good show, ole chap... keep that humor coming!