This why I always preferred Mary Ann over Ginger. Ginger was into high-priced coke, while you could tell sweet little country girl Mary Ann just liked to kick back with some good herb. She was into the simple pleasures, and she was hot.

If I was stuck on a tropical island with Mary Ann and a big stash of weed, I would do everythng I could to prevent being rescued. Maybe that's what Gilligan was up to, because he was obviously stoned out of his mind the whole time he was on that isalnd. Silly stoned bastard.

[align=center]Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started with some chronic herb
Aboard this tiny ship.

The mate was a mighty sailing man,
The skipper brave and sure.
Five passengers got high that day
For a three hour tour, a three hour tour.

The weather started getting rough,
By then they all were sauced,
If not for the courage of the fearless crew
The minnow would be lost, the minnow would be lost.

The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle
With Gilligan
The Skipper too,
The millionaire and his wife,
The movie star
The professor and Mary Ann,
High on Gilligans Isle.

So this is the tale of the castaways,
They're here for a long, long time,
They'll have to make a bong somehow,
It's an uphill climb.

The first mate and the Skipper too,
Will do their very best,
To improvise some smoking tools,
In the tropic island nest.

No blunts, no pipe, no freakin' vape,
Not a single luxury,
Like Robinson Crusoe,
As primative as can be.

So join us here each week my freinds,
You're sure to get a smile,
From seven stranded castways,
High on "Gilligan's Isle."[/align]
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