Cleanse Toxins Naturally

[Burnt Toast]

Alright after experiencing the worst words ever said on this earth. "and we require all employers to take a drug test" I got to work. Researching on cleansing toxins and multiple drug testing procedures I have came up with my own hybrid of sorts.

Getting Started:
Now time is important. I am going to say the best solution is time but of course we don't all have time and we must cleanse our body faster then our body can do on its own. So lets get started.


Getting Started:
If you have time you can try to rid your body of toxins.
Step 1. Get out the Tea, Any tea is good green, white, or black.
Step 2. Make alot of tea about 80ounces.
Step 3. Add anything that would improve its antioxidants such as lemon juice, other fresh herbs, whatever except make sure it isnt sugar or something like that.
Step 4. Start to drink the tea as a replacement to anything else. If you need to drink some glasses of water here and their but the tea should replace almost all of your fluid intake.
Step 5. Take some vitamins, supplements, and herbs! " I recommend Milk thistle and basic multi vitamins. Take these as directed.
Step 6. You should be pissing alot if you are drinking the tea frequently. Your urine will be clear but a slight yellow tint to it. This is good because it means that you arnt pissin straight water some stuff is coming out. Not exactly THC but useless stuff to the body.
Step 7. Eat as healthy as possible this means nothing greasy, fastfood, or soda. Eat oranges, apples, strawberries, lemons, ect.
Step 8. Now the Laxative part. Buy some small chocolate ones and eat them. Yes it sucks but it cleans your colon out, reallly good. lol
Step 9. "optional" Coconut Oil I had some of this left over from my little THC capsule experiment and looked it up. Funny thing is, is that it is pretty good in cleaning you out. Take a shot of coconut oil or preffered amount.

The main goal is to elimate other toxin so that your body can focus on fucking THC up. If your intake is fast food. Your going to be full of by products from this food. Such as additives for preservation, shelf life, and even taste. Fruits, Vegetables, and herbs are all natural and are full of antioxidants which enhance your bodies ability to cleanse itself of toxins.

This is yet another case of incorrectly assuming "toxins" meaning THC metabolites. While all of the above things listed may have properties helpful in ridding the body of harmful toxins, theres no empirical evidence to confirm that they help rid the body of THC metabolites. The only thing thats proven to do that is time and fat-burning exercise.

have you tested this out urself or is it just an educated guess on how to rid the body of thc

I guess passing answers that question

What answered that question was nothing but a fallacy of causation. Youre merely assuming that because you took antioxidants, milk thistle, etc, and passed that they were responsible. Just because B happens doesnt mean A caused it. Nothing but pure coincidence.
The real hero here was very likely the 80 ounces of tea consumed, which only served to dilute your urinestream just enough to register a negative on the test. You would have passed that test anyway just on the tea-loading alone without the antioxidants and milk thistles to go with it.

Burnt Toast Reviewed by Burnt Toast on 03-12-2008. Cleanse Toxins Naturally Alright after experiencing the worst words ever said on this earth. "and we require all employers to take a drug test" I got to work. Researching on cleansing toxins and multiple drug testing procedures I have came up with my own hybrid of sorts. Getting Started: Now time is important. I am going to say the best solution is time but of course we don't all have time and we must cleanse our body faster then our body can do on its own. So lets get started. Procedure Background Info: THC Rating: 5