worst case

[hubrock]

greetings from ontario.

new to the board, seems very helpful and informative.

some people here must have known people to fail a whiz quiz.

whats the longest somebody has set the pipe down and still failed?

also, if somebody smoked mad bongs, was way overweight, had no metabolism, didnt employ a dilution technique, basiclly was the wost case scenario, how long should that person set the pipe down?

i have heard up to 10 weeks, but that was on websites that sold detox formulas, so it would have a vested interest in scaring people,... so im lookin for unbiased, credible info.

i got my 30 day pin today, but i can take the test whenever i want, the only rush is cuz i wanna get back on the pipe (im a drummer). the dilution tehnique seems complicated, stressful, suspicious, so i would like to avoid needing it.

if a knowledged board member could be so kind as to respond, i will pay it forward by responding to nervous/curious people with my experence after i test.

hubrock Reviewed by hubrock on 03-05-2008. worst case greetings from ontario. new to the board, seems very helpful and informative. some people here must have known people to fail a whiz quiz. whats the longest somebody has set the pipe down and still failed? also, if somebody smoked mad bongs, was way overweight, had no metabolism, didnt employ a dilution technique, basiclly was the wost case scenario, how long should that person set the pipe down? Rating: 5

[Youreface]

Worst case scenerio, you're fat do not work out and have a slow metabolism people have tested dirty after 60+ days. I myself got clean in 3 weeks with little or no dilution. It is really up in the air everyone's body is different. But i'd say the most absurd out there scenerio you would be looking at 60 or more days to get clean. Test yourself and if you come up dirty and do not want to bother with the dilution method then get some synthetic urine.

[hydrow33d]

ive tested dirty after exactly 3 weeks after smokin a blunt with some buddies of mine..i was clean 6 mothns before that too soo idk. i weigh about 145 and a very fast metabolism. if i were you id drink plenty of water, exercise and take the test after 40 days to be on the safe side

[ballo resin]

goto the smoke shop, buy some synthetic urine, folloe directions on box of urin (heat for 10 sec in micro, heat pad), hide the container behind ure belt buckle, goto the drug screen office, they check u in, check ure pockets, all is ok, they send u in the bathroom, u shut the door, take the container from behind ure belt buckle, drain fake pee in cup, hide container in same place, give cup to nurse lady on way out the door, PRESTO URE NEGATIVE! O by the way it makes it eaiser if you smoke a faatty bowl before you do this,.... ya know to calm the nerves...

[hubrock]

wheres the home tests available (in canada), how much are they (usd is fine), and how accurate are they?

i jogged on the spot for 13 minutes today. is that gonna do anything?

im 5'9" 180lbs, office worker.

[Youreface]

Jogging will only really benefit you if you do it over many days. The main purpose of this I believe is to stimulate your metabolism as well as burn fat.

With that said, make sure NOT to excercise within 3 or so days of your test it will do more harm than good.