A Manchurian Candidate in the White House?

[dragonrider]

All presidents and candidates are Manchurian candidates.

Bush was a Manchurian candidate hypnoitized by Skull and Bones. His hypnotic trigger word is "boobie."

Obama is a Manchurian candidate hypnoitized by Al Qaida. His hypnotic trigger word is "falafel."

McCain is a Manchurian candidate hypnoitized by Russian agents during his time in the Hanoi Hilton. His hypnotic trigger word is "Geritol."

Clinton is a Manchurian candidate hypnoitized by the secret society of the Isle of Lesbos. Her hypnotic trigger word is "strap-on."

Ron Paul is a Manchurian candidate hypnoitized by Bond villain Goldfinger. His hypnotic trigger word is "FREEDOM!" (Must be shouted in Mel Gibson/Braveheart style to be effective.)

Kucinich was a Manchurian candidate hypnoitized by aliens during a close enounter of the third kind. His hypnotic trigger word is "anal probe."

Nader is a Manchurian candidate hypnoitized by the IUN (International Union of Nannies). His hypnotic trigger word is "car seat."

My God! How did Jesus let me forget Huckabee?

Huckabee is a Manchurian candidate hypnoitized as a child in Sunday School. His hypnotic trigger word is "dinosaur."