A Manchurian Candidate in the White House?

[dragonrider]

All presidents and candidates are Manchurian candidates.

Bush was a Manchurian candidate hypnoitized by Skull and Bones. His hypnotic trigger word is "boobie."

Obama is a Manchurian candidate hypnoitized by Al Qaida. His hypnotic trigger word is "falafel."

McCain is a Manchurian candidate hypnoitized by Russian agents during his time in the Hanoi Hilton. His hypnotic trigger word is "Geritol."

Clinton is a Manchurian candidate hypnoitized by the secret society of the Isle of Lesbos. Her hypnotic trigger word is "strap-on."

Ron Paul is a Manchurian candidate hypnoitized by Bond villain Goldfinger. His hypnotic trigger word is "FREEDOM!" (Must be shouted in Mel Gibson/Braveheart style to be effective.)

Kucinich was a Manchurian candidate hypnoitized by aliens during a close enounter of the third kind. His hypnotic trigger word is "anal probe."

Nader is a Manchurian candidate hypnoitized by the IUN (International Union of Nannies). His hypnotic trigger word is "car seat."

My God! How did Jesus let me forget Huckabee?

Huckabee is a Manchurian candidate hypnoitized as a child in Sunday School. His hypnotic trigger word is "dinosaur."

[boaz]

Under the falafel with the strap-on anal probe car seat was the Geritol, boobie.

:S1:

let the chaos begin. . .

[boaz]

Under the falafel with the strap-on anal probe car seat was the Geritol, boobie.

:S1:

let the chaos begin. . .

oh yeah, . . . last but not least . . . FREEDOM!!!!! :smokin:

[dragonrider]

Under the falafel with the strap-on anal probe car seat was the Geritol, boobie.

:S1:

let the chaos begin. . .

oh yeah, . . . last but not least . . . FREEDOM!!!!! :smokin:

My God, man! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

[boaz]

^^^ BuaHaHaHaHa . . :weedpoke: :abduct:

[yokinazu]

The nation's infrastructure-its roads, dams, bridges, levies, airports, veterans hospitals etc.--were left to decay, with predictable results, the most dramatic of which was the loss of an entire city, New Orleans, to a routine Category 3 hurricane (after which, the president did nothing to rescue the survivors or fund a recovery).

oh this made me laugh. the fact is the govenor REFUSED yes that is correct REFUSED help from the federal gov't. telling them it was something we can handle ourselves. and why did she refuse because the feds would not put all the money in her control allowing her and other corrupt officials to skim off the top. i may not like bush but it does make me fume when i see out right false hoods made on assumption.

[kingkong]

[quote=fishman3811]By DAVE LINDORFF

George Bush Once in office



Forget all the *nonsense* about *Barack "H" Obama* being a *closet Muslim*. We already have our *Manchurian Candidate* in the White House, and he has largely accomplished what he was programmed to do: destroy the country.

The truth is this:...

If a guy like bush is a muslim then heck why say ignore obama hey hey why o why