Strange rituals....

[jagarr]

if i have an old pair of boxers on and i notice they're starting to rip or have a hole in them, i tear them asunder off my body while i'm still wearing them. in a he-man sort of manner. or perhaps a pro wrestler. why? i dunno, to retire them i guess?

even my boxers go out in a violent blaze of glory!

anyone else with strange rituals out there?

jagarr Reviewed by jagarr on 02-28-2008. Strange rituals.... if i have an old pair of boxers on and i notice they're starting to rip or have a hole in them, i tear them asunder off my body while i'm still wearing them. in a he-man sort of manner. or perhaps a pro wrestler. why? i dunno, to retire them i guess? :D even my boxers go out in a violent blaze of glory! anyone else with strange rituals out there? Rating: 5

[josemartinez915]

I DO THAT SAME THING!
its so fun isnt it, i feel like a body builder, or the hulk or something

[faded247]

i do no such thing

but i do lmao at you avatar haha

[jagarr]

yeah it really helps if you add a ROARRRWRRRRRRARRR sound effect too.

then i usually destroy the illusion by giggling =/

[dragonrider]

If you can get someone else to rip them off for you, that's fun too. If I notice my wife has a hole in her undies, I'll rip them to pieces and then have my way with her like a barbarian. That's a nice ritual.

[Whix]

I most deffinatley rip them straight off my body!

i usually wait till there are people around and then i impress them with my super human strength lol

[jimmy8778]

that would be epic, just chillaxin with some smoking friends, everyone is really high and the next thing you know your hand is down your pants, everyone looks at you and thinks your really weird for doing that, but to their surprise you were really just getting a good hold on your underbritches, and are about to give them a strong pull, when you finally do pull they come off without a hitch, and everyone just stares in amazement, confusion, and disbelief at what just happened, and are forever known as one BA dude.

[vej33]

that would be epic, just chillaxin with some smoking friends, everyone is really high and the next thing you know your hand is down your pants, everyone looks at you and thinks your really weird for doing that, but to their surprise you were really just getting a good hold on your underbritches, and are about to give them a strong pull, when you finally do pull they come off without a hitch, and everyone just stares in amazement, confusion, and disbelief at what just happened, and are forever known as one BA dude.

I can see it now... I just know that if I ever attempted anything like this, I'd wind up giving myself the most atomic wedgie ever... in front of PEOPLE no less lol...

They'd probably call me Melvin..

No I'm going to hav to try this one alone first (i did notice a pair of boxers with a hole in them recently...) I really dug He-Man as a kid, so this could be fun hehe

[jagarr]

wow this thread went from strange rituals to being all about underpants tearing off...fing?

can't say im angry about it.

imagine sitting in a psych101 sort of lecture hall jammed full of 400 tired kids on a monday. picture yourself standing up mid-class with a menacing scowl on your face staring straight into the professor's eyes from twenty rows back - hands shoved exaggeratedly far down your pants - and just annihilating your boxers with one berzerker-strength yank upwards clean past the top of your wasteband all the while yodel-screaming like an adamantite-clawed, half-unassuming-student-half-wolverine mutant behemoth. visualize the shreds of boxerfetti falling all around you in tickertape-sized pieces - the stunned look of your classmates...

then you hold your defeated boxers high above your head with one leg knee-bent up onto the back of the chair in front of you, perched triumphantly as if you just raised an american flag above iwo jima.

just imagine that for a second! imagine it.... and laugh.

[bluebird]

I am so high and this thread is SO awesome. Very nice visuals, jagarr