Watering Plants with Vitamin Water

[stinkyattic]

I run several closed dwc systems that use the fiddy cent grape vitamin water. ... the plants haven't really done anything, ...
Though, I am thinking that the grape might just be too thug for my plants.

They haven't accumulated a closet full of Ecko hoodies yet? You are probably locked up- I mean, locked out- by too much drank. Are you using white styrofoam cups to hold your media?

[Orzy]

Media, you say? I just chucked some seeds into the plastic bottles the vitamin water came in. Been using lung power and some straws to make bubbles.

[stinkyattic]

Been using lung power and some straws to make bubbles.

You gotta hit off a fat blunt before you blow into the solution. Otherwise the plants get mad stressed from the thug life. And you are supposed to grow in one of these: (24" Omega garden is THUG; I've only got the stock 16s that came on my hoopty)

[Orzy]

Ah, damn, that's where I went wrong. I can't believe I was so selfish as to not share the goods with my thuglings. I'll probably buy 'em some gats later today to cheer 'em up.

Thanks, Stinky!

[ddsrawks]

I love how my post has become one of the best jokes ever on C.com. verrrrry niiiiiiiiice.
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