I recently got a medical card for job related injury pain and went to a dispensary. As part of their "welcome to the collective" procedure, I got the choice of a free gram with my first purchase of edibles. As I have not smoked in 15 years (and didn't much enjoy it back then) I opted for a pre rolled joint and a tiny bag of sandy colored kief in place of the gram. I asked the budtender if it was possible to get any effect from eating the kief/pollen. She admitted she didn't know.
At home, around 4:30p, (i put the joint and edibles in the freezer), I was curious about the oral effects of such a small back of pollen. It was like a pinch of sand. So I emptied the bag on my tongue, washed it down with two glasses of water and some feta cheese and went about my day. Started feeling it in my cheekbones (@6pm) and was amused. Got loose as a goose and was enjoying a book outside (@7-8pm). My eyes felt fuzzy, I was warm all over and my skin took on the quality of a guitar string being thrummed gently. I finally understood why people got stoned (@10pm) and realized that eating was a strong creeper of an experience that i would probably not do again (@11pm). I couldn't go to sleep and engaged myself in baking 3 pies and re organizing the kitchen. I was more awake than i had ever been and fascinated by the energy i felt.

Despite this alertness, I wanted to crash so badly and just sleep but my body and the kief in my intestines wouldn't let me. I finished the pies, slept for 3 hours and woke up to go to work. I was cursing my decision to eat instead of smoking since i was still feeling the effects during the bus ride in.

I performed my duties super carefully, looked everyone in the eyes and had a stellar day. Kept checking my pupils in the bathroom mirror throughout the shift. 8 hours into my work day, I think that i fell off the plateau but the come down was long, tricky and slow. I would think that i was sober and then a sudden movement would send me back into an echo of a body high or produce the munchies in me. I did a workout tonight to banish some of the tingling effects I am still feeling. I want to excrete this substance so badly

I don't feel completely normal today (the ingestion took place on a tuesday evening and it is thursday night as i type this)

..WARNING to newbies and light weights like me
when eating pollen/hash - TREAD CAREFULLY
jetsfool Reviewed by jetsfool on . eating bud doesnt get me high ok so ive heard how some people out there just cant get high by smoking or eating but me i just cant get high when i eat it i get blitzed easily when smoked and b4 u say im not cooking it right lemme just say that my friends n i have made pans of brownies and we all eat them together usually...we put an ounce in the brownies and then cut them up into 8 even pieces so its assumed we are each eating an eigth per brownie....well everyone who ate one got high so i know we are making them Rating: 5