Part of the fun of being dirt poor is making your own smoking devices. Here is my most recent creation, made out of a Gatorade bottle, a metal bowl & stem that's probably a couple decades old, and a paper clip chain to hold it in place at the right angle. I was lucky that the hole I made with a pair of scissors was perfectly shaped and was practically airtight when I got the bowl/stem in, requiring no tape or chewing gum to sticky up the whole process.

It's not nearly as elegant as the rest of the pieces in this thread but hey, it works and I get high.