I never really understood what region was 'The South' exactly. Is it the southeast or just the whole southern half of the USA because I live here in Arizona and sure there are alot of hicks and the like around here but I think that the majority of the population is intelligent and capable of carrying a conversation. Even the gangsters here are educated. *watches clip from family guy* "C'mon Lois. Kids can learn everything they need on the streets."

Gangster 1: Damn man where the hell is louie?

Gangster 2: Well you tell me: If louie leaves his house at 3:15 traveling at an average speed of 3 MPH how soon will louie get here?

Gangster 1: Depends if he stops to see his ho...

Gangster 2: Well thats what we call a variable!