if it's purple its purple and if it smells like skunks it's skunk.

I guess those are the ones you have down already though.

if it's enourmous, caucasian and pachydermous, you got yourself some white rhino!

if it's south african and toxic, you got Durban Poison you lucky guy.

if it is charged particles colliding high in earth's atmosphere resulting in a dazzling display of auroral colors, you got one of the best buds out there, Northern Lights!

and if your dealer ever tries to give you something called "White Widow" dont take it as it was result in the immediate death of your spouse and it could possibly change your racial identity.