Dont go see Jumper it sucks!

[ghosty]

If you really do plan on seeing this, be warned as there are spoilers, if you dont care, then here's my summary of just how lame this movie is.

Oh my god was that movie lame! I mean I didnt expect much, but coming from the directors of the Bourne movies I expected it to at least be semi-decent. Nothing is explained in this movie, it just kinda happens. Like one day he just figures out he can teleport and it's like "oh cool, I can teleport now, I guess I'll go rob a bank now to have money for life.".. Oh what's this some secret agency guy now knows I exist and wants to kill me just cause he thinks people with my powers shouldnt live, there's a whole history behind the battles between our people but nah, you dont wanna hear anything about that so lets just cut to the action scenes and leave all story out. Oh hey someone else has my power, what's this lets not mention his name though until near the end of the movie when I somehow just know his name, but we'll still work together to take down the bad guy in the lamest way possible, what;s this we teleport him to someplace and leave him there OK, I guess that takes care of him, should we explain anything now? Nah lets just end it..... I could go on but seriously don't waste your time with this one, if you've seen the preview youve basically seen all this movie has to offer.

ghosty Reviewed by ghosty on 02-20-2008. Dont go see Jumper it sucks! If you really do plan on seeing this, be warned as there are spoilers, if you dont care, then here's my summary of just how lame this movie is. Oh my god was that movie lame! I mean I didnt expect much, but coming from the directors of the Bourne movies I expected it to at least be semi-decent. Nothing is explained in this movie, it just kinda happens. Like one day he just figures out he can teleport and it's like "oh cool, I can teleport now, I guess I'll go rob a bank now to have money for Rating: 5

[40oz]

Yea the movie looked lame. I hate that I have to watch the commercials when they come on.

[ghosty]

Well it was a cool concept.. just horribly horiibly executed. There's a lot they could have done to make the movie really cool, even filling in some of theplot holes they left out. But, hollywood these days just rushes movies out for the most part and what you get is crap like ths movie.

[JaySpliff]

I agree man, first time I've been disappointed in theaters since I saw Tokyo Drift (but then again I went in thinking it would blow). Just a lot of wasted potential.

[Perp]

Damn, I just burned onto dvd last night. I wasting dvds.

[timothylearyisdead]

Damn, I just burned onto dvd last night. I wasting dvds.

Hey man it happens. Just give it to someone you don't like and tell them it's really good, they just have to watch it til the end. Make them waste 90 minutes of their life.