I agree with the connoisseur part.

Right now I've got
1 Gandalf (long spoon)
3 metal pipes (solo pipe, protopipe, bud bomb)
1 18" ATX (which is like a local Roor type)
1 30" Acrylic from Matrix
1 6" Acrylic from Matrix (bubble type)
1 12" from Matrix (bent neck)

1 micro bubbler that's a converted vial
1 wood bowl
1 Glass bubbler/hammer type
2 Vaporizers (wood box vapor bros knockoff and old school converted soldering iron)

1 hookah