Hey guys I got some great ideas for getting high:

Hang yourself upside down until you pass out, then have your friends cut you down.
Drink meths until you pass out.
Cut your wrist then have someone call an ambulance one you pass out.
Drink just enough cyanide to knock you out.
Have a horse kick you in the head.
Breathe in fumes from burning plastic.

Go on, it'll be fun.