its too bad

[TurnyBright]

you know how it is nowadays, people considering everything they encounter with such high-eyed nonplussedness and demanding the unhanding of their beliefs/tissue issues with an apology (and you had BETTER mean it mister!

why doesn't the common person see the necessity of the unblessedly uncomfortable? the status-quo of cynicality is a a benchmark of the times without a doubt.

if only more pundits would pronounce the proper prayers, they'd find a princely price that pervades it (and perhaps tell the public)

TurnyBright Reviewed by TurnyBright on 02-14-2008. its too bad you know how it is nowadays, people considering everything they encounter with such high-eyed nonplussedness and demanding the unhanding of their beliefs/tissue issues with an apology (and you had BETTER mean it mister! why doesn't the common person see the necessity of the unblessedly uncomfortable? the status-quo of cynicality is a a benchmark of the times without a doubt. if only more pundits would pronounce the proper prayers, they'd find a princely price that pervades it (and perhaps Rating: 5

[dragonrider]

you know how it is nowadays, people considering everything they encounter with such high-eyed nonplussedness and demanding the unhanding of their beliefs/tissue issues with an apology (and you had BETTER mean it mister!

why doesn't the common person see the necessity of the unblessedly uncomfortable? the status-quo of cynicality is a a benchmark of the times without a doubt.

if only more pundits would pronounce the proper prayers, they'd find a princely price that pervades it (and perhaps tell the public)

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