Quote Originally Posted by stinkyattic
Yes because we all know the genitals are underneath... :wtf:
Yikes! I guess I was in even greater danger than I thought!

Mario actually reminded me a little bit of some kind of organized crime figure. I said before he yelled and threatened us, but really he didn't actually yell. It was more of a menacing kind of intimidation that you don't see much out here in California. I had this idea he was sent out by some East Coast crime family to set up an operation in CA. But of course Pyraponics didn't really fly under the radar, so that can't be it.

This was just a summer job for me, so I could take it or leave it, and after about 3 weeks I went to sell Margaritas at SeaWorld. I just remember seeing the ad in the paper and thinking, "No way! Pyraponics is hiring! I see that Phototron thing in High Times all the time! It'll be so cool!" No. Not cool. It was probably the same summer some of my friends got a job at the carwash. "It's gonna be just like the song!" No. Not like the song.