And The Next President is.........

[McLeodGanja]

ass clown (ás kloun) n.:

one, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear. :thumbsup:

I'm curious, is this term synonymous with the term "air biscuit" then?

[Psycho4Bud]

I'm curious, is this term synonymous with the term "air biscuit" then?

Every now and then there are air biscuits during child birth.....that's the only relationship I can come up with.:stoned:

So who do ya think the next Prez is? LOL

Have a good one!:s4:

[McLeodGanja]

Every now and then there are air biscuits during child birth.....that's the only relationship I can come up with.:stoned:

So who do ya think the next Prez is? LOL

Dunno yet, I'll have to sit on it.

[Psycho4Bud]

Dunno yet, I'll have to sit on it.

No matter which one you choose you can be assured of one thing....it'll be an assclown.

Have a good one!:s4:

[Mississippi Steve]

I didn't vote in this pole, because none of them are worth knockin inna head.

Its not who I will be voting *FOR* but who I am voting *AGAINST*.

The things that give me the worst heartburn about the Dems, is they have all these wild things they want to do but absolutely no idea how to pay for them, and I can't afford for my taxes to go up anymore. I am already in the "over 30%" tax bracket, as a sole propriator business owner. The Dems want to provide "universal"(read Socialist) health care for everybody....I am still waiting for the *FREE* medical and dental that was promised to me and all of the other US Military veterans for us and our familys for life. None of the candidates are talking about US border security, or the high price of oil/fuel and how they plan to fix it.

The candidates on *BOTH SIDES* keep dangling the bait, in hopes that the suckers.....ummm....I mean voters will bite, without any though of HOW they are going to make things happen once elected. It seems that the particular twinky they are trying to feed us is filled with something I really don't want to step in.

FWIW, the president does not have the power to do much of anything... he has to get congressional approval first....and if the prez tries to do something that congress doesn't like, they have the power to override it. Basicaly, the prez isn't much more than a figurehead, much like the Queen of England.

[dragonrider]

No matter which one you choose you can be assured of one thing....it'll be an assclown.

Have a good one!:s4:

It seems like most elections are like those little tiny cars they have at the circus, stuffed full of assclowns.

[Mr. Clandestine]

Ha ha! I've seen a few other people starting to use "assclown" too --- Clandestine is the one I remember right now. It's a very colorful term. I was never sure if it was just someone who is both an ass and a clown, or if it was more than that --- maybe someone who likes to paint a big goofy face on their ass and wedge a red nose into their buttcrack?

Hahaha! I did use that term recently after hearing P4B use it so eloquently, and now it seems to be growing on me. VERY colorful term, and fun to say out loud. Sorta like "platypus", and "mustachioed".

[McLeodGanja]

It seems like most elections are like those little tiny cars they have at the circus, stuffed full of assclowns.

I think in the end in all likelihood the next president will probably be an old fart, anyway.

[illnillinois]

I believe Obama is the Anti-Christ.
beware of his widespread woo'ing. <spell check>

[Mr. Clandestine]

I believe Obama is the Anti-Christ.
beware of his widespread woo'ing. <spell check>

I've heard a few people say this, but if you believe in the biblical accounts of the Antichrist, it's widely speculated that he (or she) will rise out of Europe, Israel, or any number of Middle-Eastern countries. It's also believed that this person will astound the world with solutions to major world issues. Seeing that Obama knows almost nothing about foreign relations, and would rather tuck tail and hide inside his own country (as opposed to hunting down terrorists abroad), I don't have much faith that he's the one.