I have to admit, the end of the call was pretty damn funny. But yeah, what a maroon...

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Stoned cop: "Time is going by really, really, really, really slow. And, what's the score on the Red Wings game?"

Stunned dispatcher: "What?"

Stoned cop: "What's the score on the Red Wings game?"

Stunned dispatcher: "I have no clue, I don't watch the Red Wings."

Stoned cop: "OK, I just wanted to be sure that this wasn't some sort of, like...hallucination."

Stunned/mildly amused dispatcher: "Why? What does the score say?"

Stoned cop: "Um...three to three."

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Idiots never cease to amaze me! Just when ya thought you'd heard it all, jokers like this one spring out left field and make total fools of themselves for the world to see.
Mr. Clandestine Reviewed by Mr. Clandestine on . Cop and wife overdose on stolen weed I don't know if this has been posted yet but it is so good I don't care. It would be pretty damn funny if it weren't so blatantly UNFAIR to the rest of us. You have got to hear this tape. What an IDIOT! Many people are questioning why a police officer and his wife can steal marijuana and consume it to the point they believe they are overdosing, without any legal consequences. It all began just over a year ago, on April 21st, 2006, when Edward Sanchez placed a phone call to 911 call from Rating: 5