I have to admit, the end of the call was pretty damn funny. But yeah, what a maroon...

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Stoned cop: "Time is going by really, really, really, really slow. And, what's the score on the Red Wings game?"

Stunned dispatcher: "What?"

Stoned cop: "What's the score on the Red Wings game?"

Stunned dispatcher: "I have no clue, I don't watch the Red Wings."

Stoned cop: "OK, I just wanted to be sure that this wasn't some sort of, like...hallucination."

Stunned/mildly amused dispatcher: "Why? What does the score say?"

Stoned cop: "Um...three to three."

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Idiots never cease to amaze me! Just when ya thought you'd heard it all, jokers like this one spring out left field and make total fools of themselves for the world to see.