Quote Originally Posted by lagstronaut
haha those different sized Ha!'s made me laugh
His wierd laugh, starting off loud and getting softer each time was the funniest thing! But I also wondered why none of the tourists tried to get a hit off his joint. If I was on that tour I would have have definitely got a hit, and then I would have laid down and rested my head on that sacred rock, whatever the hell it was.

White people can be so lame in unfamiliar surroundings, it makes me embarrassed. I went to Cancun one time and took a bus tour out to the Mayan pyramids at Chitzen Itza. The tour guide was a college-educated expert on Mayan culture. In other circumstances he probably would have been a professor, but instead he was guiding tours for lame-assed tourists. No one bothered to ask him any questions, probably because he was Mexican and they didn't know how to deal with him if he wasn't serving them Margaritas. I stuck right next to that guy and asked him everything that came to mind. It was great having such an expert right at hand, I couldn't believe no one else on the bus was interested enough to at least try with the guy. With this Jamaican tour, I can see myself being the only guy to grab that joint and toke up on that rock. Everyone else would have a good video of me.