If you're going to do a survey like this, you probably shouldn't build a bias right into the survey, like by calling one of the candidates "Hilldog." Not that I support her! But let's be fair.

If you are going to make fun of their names, you should do it on an equal-opportunity basis, maybe like this:

  1. Osama
  2. Hilldog
  3. McPain
  4. Mittwit

I don't think they are ALL shit, just Hilldog and Mittwit. Given this pool, I would like to see the race between Osama and McPain, and I would vote for Osama.