Wait... I read that THC is excreted 20% in your urine and 80% in your feces. Doesn't this mean that taking exlax would speed up the THC detoxification process, like alot? and not just one time maybe for like 5 days gross I know, but tell me what I'm missing here.

p.s. I am interested because I am on probation. I usually can get away with smoking in between my UA's but this weekend I went a little overboard and smoked two bowls over friday, saturday, and sunday. I know I will have a UA on the first of the month. so I am looking for some new ways to clean my system faster.