I don't exactly know how to use a drill, I've drilled like one thing in my lifetime; I'm considering getting a diamond drill bit, and practicing on various glass objects before I go drilling this baby... I don't exactly know how to, though. I know you need to 'lubricate' the bit while drilling; I'm probably incorrectly assuming that means spraying it with water or something?

As for the Slutzky poster, it was one of those campaign ones a few years ago, my friends and I stole it, haha.