this is quite litterally what i do every morning:
Wake up
Open my laptop next to my bed, to see whos on AIM and who myspaced me at night
Check Email
Parouse the web
I usually have to take a dump about 30 minutes after i wake up, so i do that then
I then proceed back to my room and rummage around the floor and baskets for the cleanest shirt and pants
Dress
If i have some weed ill usually smoke a bowl, unless i have some important matters at hand
but if i work ill usually smoke an hour before leaving to be on the safe side
then if i dont work i just chillax until someone i know wants to chill with me
and that is the litteral play-by-play of every morning, nothing has been left out, no i dont eat nor shower in the mornings