What is Your Morning Ritual?

[BrownFloyd]

Wake up to the sound of my cell phone alarm around 11:00 am during weekdays. Hit the snooze every 10 minutes and usually end up getting off of bed around 11:30 am. Then shower. Brush teeth. Get dressed for work. Grab a coffee and muffin @ work cafeteria and get ready for an 8 hour shift.

Living with family, I almost never have the opportunity to do wake and bake sessions...On the very rare occasions I did when I got the chance within the past couple of years, the experience was usually nice, although I felt my body and mind slower for the rest of the day. I prefer smoking at night.

[McLeodGanja]

One thing i never understood is people who brushes their teeth before the breakfast, but seems not to brush it after. I always thought brushing the teeth was for cleaning it after eating... and not cleaning it for eating...
?

The acid in some foods and drinks can weaken the enamel on your teeth, and brushing straight after can remove some of the enamel. I know it's not good to brush your teeth after you drink orange juice.

[melodious fellow]

smoke some tobacco. Stupid? yes. Gonna get cancer? Maybe. I'll keep up my vitamin C and D and hope for the best.

You will come to your senses soon enough good friend :rastasmoke:

[Funkmaster H.O.H.N.]

On weekdays, I wake up, lay in bed for anywhere between 5 and 20 minutes, get up, get a shower, sometimes I'll smoke before/after my shower depending on if I have my weed with me or not and if I'm doing anything important that day, then I'll find something quick to eat, usually a couple yogurts, get ready to go to school, then head out when it's time.

[jimmy8778]

this is quite litterally what i do every morning:
Wake up
Open my laptop next to my bed, to see whos on AIM and who myspaced me at night
Check Email
Parouse the web
I usually have to take a dump about 30 minutes after i wake up, so i do that then
I then proceed back to my room and rummage around the floor and baskets for the cleanest shirt and pants
Dress
If i have some weed ill usually smoke a bowl, unless i have some important matters at hand
but if i work ill usually smoke an hour before leaving to be on the safe side
then if i dont work i just chillax until someone i know wants to chill with me
and that is the litteral play-by-play of every morning, nothing has been left out, no i dont eat nor shower in the mornings

[smokedoja]

quite simple


Wake up, eat breakfast, shit, brush teeth, possibly take a shower if i feel like it, smoke, then either go to work or play video games all day...

in the summer its a different story though.... i stay outside all day

[fUNKYcDOG]

wake up, realize its morning and either that im too hot or too cold, sleep "just another five minutes", think about skipping class, have that dream where you get ready and then wake up and youre still in bed, get out of bed, think about skipping class again, put deoderant on, pee, and brush my teeth, maybe contacts but usually glasses, think about skiipping class again, get dressed and put on my ipod and walk to class.

glasses are HOT!

[HASHBERRY]

i do this before school.
wake up at 6 30.
go to my stash to see if i have any left
hit a couple of bowls
shower/get dressed and all that crap
eat breakfast
smoke a fatty
go next door and pick up a couple of dime bags for the day
smoke a bowl with him
than quickly run to the bus stop really stoned
:stoned:

[Spoken Word]

i do this before school.
wake up at 6 30.
go to my stash to see if i have any left
hit a couple of bowls
shower/get dressed and all that crap
eat breakfast
smoke a fatty
go next door and pick up a couple of dime bags for the day
smoke a bowl with him
than quickly run to the bus stop really stoned
:stoned:

No offence man but that doesn't sound like something to be very proud of.

[Reefer Rogue]

Wake up, have a shower, have some cereal, surf the internet for a bit, get dressed, brush my teeth. Put on i-pod and leave for college.