I'm on diversion and they drugtest me about every week, thing is i really really want to smoke some weed, its been over 2 months >.<. Heres the dealio though, they don't pat me down, they just make me take off my hoodie and ask me to remove things from my pockets if i have anything in them, i piss unsupervised and they don't stand by the door to listen or anything since theres so much noise going on anyway. This is pretty much fail-safe except since the instant tests they use have temperature indications on the side i'll be fucked if my piss isn't warm enough. Will taping my piss filled condom on my thigh or under my balls get it hot enough? I asked my smoking buddy and he said he would just use the hot water to warm his piss up, but i have no clue if they shut off the hot water or not, i'll check next time i get tested.

Please help a brotha out by letting him smoke!:jointsmile:

Picture of tests they use:

http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q...n/TestCups.jpg
Sirpyrsin1221 Reviewed by Sirpyrsin1221 on . On diversion, questions about using my clean piss from right now so i can smoke. I'm on diversion and they drugtest me about every week, thing is i really really want to smoke some weed, its been over 2 months >.<. Heres the dealio though, they don't pat me down, they just make me take off my hoodie and ask me to remove things from my pockets if i have anything in them, i piss unsupervised and they don't stand by the door to listen or anything since theres so much noise going on anyway. This is pretty much fail-safe except since the instant tests they use have temperature Rating: 5