None of these are new ideas!

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Ok, so I've got a few ideas about cleaning toxins out of your system as quickly as possible...... might they work or even help at all?

First idea.... I was reading about sauna baths helping users clean out a bit faster than normal.... first of all, is this even true? The application would be to wear a ton of clothes all the time, to the point where you are always sweating/feeling hot. Would this help some of the THC metabolites leave your body faster or would you just be losing water weight and not any actual body fat, where the metabolites are stored?
It's not going to help that much. Excretion through sweating accounts for very little of THC metabolite elimination.



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Second idea.... I also read that it's best to eat big and relax the week before a UA, since exercising will continue to cause larger amounts of THC metabolites to be secreted than normal. Another thing I heard was that eating high-fat foods the days before the test will help add more fats cells and cover or buffer the metabolite containing cells.... does it work like that or not?
I don't usually recommend as long as a week, usually 2-5 days before the test eat big and get lazy. You don't want to burn through your fat stores so that's why you are getting lazy and eating big.

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Ok, so heres the second idea: I'm a heavy user (or was until 3 days ago) and I weigh about 120 lbs. If I were to eat food non-stop and try and gain as much weight as possible before the test, would this in theory dilute my fat cells?

Say it was possible to eat enough food to gain 50 lbs in a week..... If I went from 120 lbs to 170 lbs without intaking any THC, will the added weight make me have less of a THC metabolite/body weight ratio?

Theoretically........ if there was a user who weighed 150 lbs and had a current metabolite level of 100 ng/ml if they were able to increase their body weight to 300 lbs in a relatively short period of time, wouldn't this effectively mean that they're metabolite levels were now 50 ng/ml since their body weight doubled?

I know there's a lot more tha goes into in this, I'm being very general to get the idea across... am I thinking along the right lines, or not at all?

thanks everyone!
You are kind of getting into zero order elimination and first order elimination. I actually have forgotten whether THC undergoes zero or first order but still there are a lot of things that come into play into this for it to work which I'm pretty sure it isn't. I had written something then went babbling on and erased it. Here's a quick analogy, let's say you have a car that gets 20 miles to the gallon on average. If you double the size of its gas tank, you still get an engine that burns 20 miles to the gallon on average.