I'd love to learn cockney as well but alas the time has come and gone for me as well.I kinda wanna learn Patwa (or Patios to you linguistics majors out there) which is Jamaican slang with a bit of Indonesian and American influences lol Idk how those three cultures meshed but I'm glad they did. Oh and I talk about the homeless tent slashing all the time here for I live in Tampa the majority of the year and the only good thing about that is it sprouted more hobo-hostels at a more than generous price($a day and total separation from the opposite sex unless your married).The only two downright devious things about it's location is its downtown location which is so far away from the majority of Hillsborough county and the over abundant amount of officers who transfer the unlucky many back to there respective areas.....No joke.