U.S. Justice Department: Ron Paul moneybombs may violate PATRIOT Act

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The other GOP candidates have said they would consider dropping their complaint if the Paul campaign splits the proceeds from future moneybombs with them, Mukasey said.

How fucking RIDICULOUS is this??! 'yeah umm...people don't like what we say as much and we're not good at raising money...so we'll stop complaining if you split your campaign donations with us' how idiotic..

I take it you didn't read the part up top that says "satire" or the fact it comes from thespoof<dot>com.