I scored a free bag of weed 'cause these lesbian growers think my wife is a cutie. They gave us some awesome brownies too, just for me throwing a pool game at a house party. hehe. And it's very good. Orange almost.

But, yeah, I know what you're saying. It's kinda like teenage boys in a locker room. "Hey guys, I got laid last night!"

"Well I fucked two girls last night!" Really? Did you?

And the silly one-uppance continues.