I think you do want to become legal and that means becoming a citizen. Canada would be cool for a smoker but do you really want to live in in such a cold place? I would marry you so you could become a citizen. You'd be a good match since I don't want a girlfriend/wife anyway. It's a good thing you're not considering that a serious option, it's a pain in the ass. You may not be able to go to college and have you're own business right now but I hope you can soon. If you get deported, I'll come over and bring you back. Good Luck