Dear Mr. Bush and the Democratic Congress,


Thankyou very much for the $600. I didn't have any money for weed, but now with my new rebate I bought 4 ounces! It was some really great kush, a high-grade New York Diesle. My friends and I got stoned off our asses, and your generous government made family guy funny again.

Good luck with your war on drugs, I'm sure you'll win any day now.

Sincerely;
The Stoned Wizard