Looks like this trip was a dud. I swore that I felt the beginnings of a trip, but I'm not ruling out placebo. The 280 seeds were tossed in the coffee grinder until most of it was powder. I waited until I was sure I had an empty stomach, and washed it all down with some mountain dew. I didn't bother to rinse them off, because I figured they had no pesticide, seeing as how there were bits of leaves and shit in there.
I do plan on trying it again sometime soon. This time around, I'll be sure to get heavenly blue. I've been researching LSA since I saw this thread, and I've heard GREAT things about it, even in comparison to LSD. An LSA extraction is in order after a little more experimentation.