Demeter darlin, I just had a thought.
I've got some extra weed laying around- culls that I never allowed to fully ripen because they were too ugly to live, and I refuse to smoke them because of my anxiety. So if you are interested, let's get together and see if we can't make some anti-inflammatory medicated hand lotion from them. I need some better face moisturizer too because in this dry weather I'm having the same problems- wind burn, cracking, redness, the works.
I still think you look like a petite version of Wonder Woman...